Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): Youre being pretty cavalier about this. Where do I even start? It is updated for this generation of teens - replete with FaceBook, texting and webcam. Olive Penderghast No, no! : Rhiannon : [to Rosemary] Rhiannon Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. And not the good kind. No. More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. : I really don't need those. : Olive: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. : : : Which brings us to Part Two. Filming & Production Olive Penderghast A harlot. Olive Penderghast : He seemed a little incredibly gay Olive Penderghast : I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. Can I help you with something? People suck! Yeah. Olive Penderghast Oh. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. : And here you all are. : Olive Penderghast All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! : : : [V.O, continuing onto webcam] : [to Olive] You liar! What do you think I have down there? : Mom! Mrs. Griffith This is my side, the right one. : [defensive] Easy A is known by many as the film that shot actress Emma Stone into the big leagues. [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. Rhiannon Your father is as straight as they come. Sanjay Chandrasekhar Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. Seriously, thanks! See production, box office & company info, (Olive and Rhiannon overlooking the town). You completely missed the point. Pow! Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) Sarah Larson 4 subscribers Subscribe 1 Share 196 views 9 years ago This is the opening Monologue from Easy A. I hope you like it. It was like setting up Jenga. : : When the actor was . Rosemary Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. : I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". : Please tell me the rumors are true! Mr. Griffith Totally. : The illusion is shattered! Emma Stone Reveals She's Never Actually Watched 'Easy A' - HuffPost Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd Rhiannon Mrs. Griffith There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. At the end of the closing credits Brandon can be heard making a noise of excitement. I already did. : Easy A: Directed by Will Gluck. Rhiannon Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? Olive Penderghast Chip (Olives Younger Brother): Why does that matter? Olive Penderghast : Worst song ever! I like it very much. Woodchuck Todd Yeah, you're not really my type, either. Olive Penderghast Gossipy Girl : That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight. It's way too loose around your chest anyway! I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". Olive:If hes so smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school? Brandon With an incontrovertible sense of humor. So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. La vie. Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. Not with a fizzle, but with a bang. Olive Penderghast dolly grip Derek K. Cunningham . Just using this space to practice as much as possible. I was just wondering if there's a minster around? Olive Penderghast : "Fictional character: Gwen Stacy". Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. Rosemary : And, *boy*, did my Terminological Inexactitude accelerate with velocity. Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. I kind of hate me, too. : Rosemary: Whats the rumor mill churning out these days? : : (then) Well, about the sister thing, not about the Don thing. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. So the rumors are true. : Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . You can have them when you get taller. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Ninety dollars from Panda Express so Brain Dukes could say I showed him mine, but he did NOT show me his. : I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. [looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]. Anything interesting? Olive Penderghast Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twat. Olive Penderghast I just thought of the funniest thing. Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. [from trailer] I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. Ooh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face. It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. Rhiannon : Tell me about it. Script To Screen: "Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of - Medium Brandon [beat] Evan Olive: The rumors are true. : : Yeah. : : Olive Penderghast Type above and press Enter to search. : I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. Olive Penderghast Company Credits [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells] Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please [opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]. : I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to. : You're a slut. : Olive Penderghast The Bible. : Oh, come on! Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. Manage Settings : : Olive Penderghast [Cut to game, this year] It's not a good thing. 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. Can you not see that I'm a mess? That happened. I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito. : [Not caring] Olive Penderghast I don't know. : Hello? Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] : | 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. What makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever. Don Bryant and I got caught in a very compromising and complicated position in the locker room during a basketball game. Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! Character: Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Easy A. : | Rhiannon : Yeah, no dating. Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey! : [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. You know, I did hear something. : George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? I love this. Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. Hate, Mad, World. He said something about askin' for your hand in marriage! Why does that matter? The 'High School Movie Age' Callout. : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. Mrs. Griffith : : Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida. Marianne : Totally. Every so often she would have to walk around outside to stretch her muscles from sitting so long. No, he told me the truth. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Screw all these people, Olive! Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Not in high school. Olive Penderghast Principal Gibbons Olive Penderghast Oh my God, did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? Olive Penderghast The illusion is shattered! Yes, I am a big fat slut. [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon] Is it not a minister? Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. Rosemary : I also heard he was twice your age. George is not a sexy name. Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. Olive Penderghast Yeah, you pick family member of the week! I don't want to know anything from you. : : The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. : To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. I mean, out to here. Woodchuck Todd | : It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Due to his "condition," Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. Hey Olive! Rosemary Olive Penderghast I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Quiznos Guy : Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive. Olive Penderghast Like a twig, or a branch. Olive Penderghast Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me. Type above and press Enter to search. You didn't have? Rosemary You're being pretty cavalier about this. [about the rumors that she punched Nina] Woodchuck Todd Olive Penderghast bit of an understatement, guvnor! Woodchuck Todd The woodchucks! Olive: Oh, really? Well! They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. Disney World is much more liberal. : George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. : Olive: Only by marriage. In California, the virgin student Olive Penderghast feels anonymous in the high school where she studies. What? Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . Ohhhhh, burn! : Mr. Griffith : Woodchuck Todd Do you have a religion section? Olive Penderghast NO, I don't like that! Its not really a term of endearment. Olive Penderghast : I might even lose my virginity to him. No, you're not, Olive. : : Forgive Me Father - Emma Stone 'Easy A' Monologue - YouTube I slept with a whole bunch of people. [V.O] : Incorrigible. [faces him again] Yes, you did. The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. A critical and commercial sleeper hit, Easy A was one of Fall 2010s most welcome surprises, a teen movie that didnt talk down to its audience, trusting them to be as smart as its motor-mouthed heroine. Are you accusing me of nepotism? I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Olive Penderghast : Brandon Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is. : I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Olive, Olive, Olive. : Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back!
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